Japanese Prime Minister: Give me Bihar for 3 years, we will it into Japan.
Laloo: Give me Japan for 3 months, I will turn it into Bihar.

Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.