1) Scared wife

Man: My wife is short temper & she scared of water.
Friend: how come?
Man: today when i went home, she was in bath tub with the security guard. !!

Worst/Best..?

First asked: What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
Second replied: It is when your Girl Friend says "You are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends in college."